Kids Learn Chinese

Should i learn Japanese, Morse code, or Chinese first?

I want to learn all these languages, but i don’t want to learn them one by one.
I want to learn Japanese because i watch anime a lot.
I want to learn Morse code to cheat on tests, kidding, i want to learn Morse code because I want to send out hidden messages to people in my class.
I want to learn Chinese because soon they will rule us all, kidding again, China is the largest country by population with 19.5%, while America is 4.51%
Correction: I said “i don’t want to learn them one by one”
i meant “i don’t want to learn them all at once”

Morse code will take like a month at the most.(and its not that useful
unless you’re a pilot)

Japanese is awesome! but its quite difficult to learn(the pronunciation is so easy though)
its known well as the hardest language to learn for an
English speaking person.But as a speaker of Japanese i say go for it.

Chinese would be the most useful(axcept from the anime part with Japanese) but its difficult to learn the written language,even compared
to Japanese.The pronunciation is difficult.